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    Featuring yours truly, among many others.  My answers were funnier in my head, you can trust me on this.

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    The deal was straight up for Jesse Chavez.  Not sure what it means, other than another year of the Capper in the closer role.  Ugh.

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    If by dirty, you mean “will kick your fucking ass”, then yes.

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    A gift from Benstonium, PensBlog, PuckHuffers, and Freakshow Mikey.  It’s 2005 and we’re all high on Nickelback.

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  9. \x0a Regretsy, Pittsburgh Style\x0a \x0a \x0a
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    Pittgirl delves into a bunch of hand-crafted Pittsburgh crap.

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    First comment: Pat hates 1909

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    Via Big Bob from the 96.1 Kiss Freak Show.

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    Quote-unquote that hacksaw video is such a gift to the world

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    via Pensblog Pretty much spot-on, though I would probably put up Max Talbot in lieu of Mark Recchi on the 4th line, but whatevs.

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    96.1 Freakshow - Mike Tomlin - Like A Boss

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    http://www.961kiss.com/pages/morningfreakshow.html?an=Coach-Tomlin-Like-A-Boss-Song

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    Hell yeah!

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